Hi everybody. My name's theLAZman. And I'm a Source-aholic. For the past month now I'm proud to say that I haven't played any Steam games. Not Counter-Strike, CS: Source, DOD: Source, or Half-Life (and it's sequels). This is due in large to the part that I've been in France for the past month, and the dorm's here don't have the quality of computer's necessary for hardcore 5hr sessions that I usually undertake at home in front of my own 17" monitor, 2 foot tower with a Radeon X800 XL graphics card and 3200 AMD processor, and Logitech 9 button optical mouse. I am relieved to not have spent dozens of hours in front of my monitor this past month, nor spending my 2000 level English skills to articulate rash obsceneries at my fellow Cyberspace peers on multiplayer games with teamspeak of or various MMORPGs. I return to Nouvelle Orleans this Saturday, and I wish to continue this sobriety from the drug known as gaming funded by "The all-powerful Valve." Thank you. And I hope to see less of you in the near cyberspace future. And if we do meet again, hopefully it will be in person so you can feel the full extent of my insults accented by grotesque body language and chronic spitting of saliva. Au revoir.
Sincerely,
theLAZman
P.S. I can still pwn any fool who dreams of challenging me in CS:S. This is was a simple 5 week break, and I'm ready for whomever whenever. Come find me in Da's 24/7 Assault map, or in DiO's (not spawnpoint) gungame. BOOHYA!
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Skydavo @ 2007-08-03 12:47:26
Not sure what you mean with "dorm's" but I can assure you that we Frenchies also have X800XL, and even X1950 !! Don't you make us look like we still play on Commodore or old Atari 2600 !! LOL. If it was not assault I would come to the Da server and pown you badly ^^
